call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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