I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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