all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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