Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(423): View more from Tennessee

i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.

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(512): View more from Texas

I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.

(573): View more from Missouri

Successful day.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

no. you can't hotbox the world.

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(702): View more from Nevada

As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?

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(904): View more from Florida

Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?

(1-904): View more from Florida

six.

(904): View more from Florida

Oh, I thought it was higher.

(1-904): View more from Florida

No, that would be the Matt's

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(703): View more from Virginia

Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."

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