i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
