i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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