Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
jump out the window naked night went bad
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