I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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