sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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