If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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