Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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