Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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