just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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