I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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