No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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