Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
