Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
vagina is talking i cant
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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