Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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