that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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