we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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