dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Every concussion has its silver lining
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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