no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
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