Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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