i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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