I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Randomize
