There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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