She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Is Oprah even human
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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