I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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