Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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