Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
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