no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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