I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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