You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Your tits are I can't wait for
another moral hangover. fuck.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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