The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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