I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
