ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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