We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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