Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
as a side note pls kill me
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