It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
