I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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