Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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