Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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