i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
We need to rekindle our bromance
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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