I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
My breasts were aching with rage.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize