Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
