Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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