gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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