White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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