I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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