After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
