she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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