I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I think I sprained my soul last night
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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