Swine flu. Run for my life!
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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