whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
That's when you crack a 10am beer
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
why is half of my head shaved?
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