There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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