I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
he thought i was a dude.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
is it fun? or sober?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize