ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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