i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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